This is such a fitting topic for this weeks Top 5 Wednesday since most of you (and myself) are currently enrolled in classes! So much fun right? I’m taking on a full load this semester, five psychology classes… man, this semester might be a killer. I’m not going to lie though, my teachers this semester are pretty awesome and the classes? Even more interesting. But you know what would be cooler? If there was a school taught by our favorite bookish characters, teaching us what they do best.
001. HOW TO BE A BADA**, BROODY YET BEAUTIFUL PRINCE 101
I’m sure y’all know who I am going to pick for this… my current obsession? Aldrik Solaris. If you haven’t read Air Awakens by Elise Kova, I highly suggest you do now because you are seriously missing out on some good fantasy. Aldrik is a prince, and not just any prince but the CROWNED PRINCE. He is also badass character who can take down a bunch of people by himself, he is powerful and majestic. And of course, he broods. So if you want to learn how to brood properly, this is the class for you! (Also the class for you if you want to stare at someone gorgeous for three hours)
002. HOW TO SURVIVE KNIFE WIELDING THIEVES (a.k.a Lila Bard)
Who better to teach this than Kell Maresh from A Darker Shade of Magic by V.E Schwab? He is also taking Aldrik’s class on how to brood, so if you’re curious to know why he is almost always frowning… now you know. But this beautiful soul is an expert on teaching you the basics of survival. Especially if a thief who has a love of knives finds her way into your world and makes you almost have a heart attack like 20 times in one day.
003. HOW TO BE AN BENEVOLENT VILLAIN
Taught by Gaius Damora from Falling Kingdoms by Morgan Rhodes. Okay so benevolent might be slightly the wrong word to use for his class, but that is what he insists it be called. Gaius will teach you all the ways to ruin people’s lives while pretending he is the most loved person to ever exist. I highly suggest you think twice before taking this class, it might not end well for you.
004. HOW TO BE SASSY WHEN YOU’RE IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
Taught by Elias Veturius from An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir. Elias is an expert in sassy comebacks and he’s too hot to care. So if you had no reason to want to take this class, now you do! While being exceptionally sassy, Elias is also a badass fighter. He will give you methods to sass your way out of a situation that might not end well for you.
005. HOW TO BE THE BEST PIRATE THERE EVER WAS (besides me)
Taught by only the best PRIVATEER himself, Nikolai Lantsov the one and only. Stormhound, captain, PRINCE. He is exceptional at sailing as well as having powerful enemies. If you ever have any fear that you might be lost out at sea one day, don’t worry! Nikolai is here to give you steps on how to survive being in the middle of the ocean. Not only that, but he is also an inventor and he could perhaps teach you a few things on that side of the spectrum so… a two for one! How about that?
(btw this would totally be me during all of these classes)
So this concludes the end of the topic, honestly… this has been my favorite. I decided to take my own spin on this and absolutely love the outcome of it, I found myself chuckling while writing this, so let me know down below! Would you take any of these classes?